Titles such as barman and waitress are now gradually being phased out in yet another insane crusade for 'Political Correctness'
Take a look for yourself:
Politically Correct Job Titles
1. Beverage Dissemination Officer - Barman
2. Colour Distribution Technician - Painter & Decorator
3. Customer Experience Enhancment Constultant - Shop Assistant
4. Domestic Technician - Housewife
5. Education Centre Nourishment Consultant - Dinner Lady
6. Highway Environmental Hygienist - Road Sweeper
7. Field Nourishment Consultant - Waitress
8. Five a Day Collection Operative - Fruit Picker
9. Front Line Customer Support Facilitator - Call Centre Worker
10. Gastronomical Hygiene Technician - Dish Washer
11. Mass Production Engineer - Factory Worker
12. Media Distribution Officer - Paper Boy
13. Mobile Sustenance Facilitator - Burger Van Worker
14. Mortar Logistics Engineer - Labourer
15. Product Replenishment Officer - Shelf Stacker
16. Recycling Operative - Bin Man
17. Sanitation Consultant - Toilet Cleaner
18. Subterranean Fossil Fuel Engineer - Miner
19. Transparency Enhancement Facilitator - Window Cleaner
20. Vehicle Restoration Engineer - Panel Beater
thanks to http://www.affiliatedragon.compolitically-correct-job-titles/
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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Well, at least "beverage dissemination officer" will definitely sound more impressive on my cv than "bartender" does! :D
ReplyDeleteRecycling Operative and Front Line Customer Support Facilitator are both good ones XD
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